Non-Tech Q of the week

[Matthew 10:16]

Hey GCC Guys: This Q is 4 non-tech geeks like me. "How can U tell when a lawyer is lying?" HINT: The correct answer is NOT: "His lips are moving." Winner gets a swift kick in the hind quarter by a lawyer! :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[STL-Scott]

Darn Dave - that was going to be my answer. I have one for you?
Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A:
Q.Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
A:

Ok...I'll stop now!

[Matthew 10:16]

Darn Dave - that was going to be my answer.* I have one for you?Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road? A:Q.Why don't snakes bite attorneys?A:Ok...I'll stop now!Snakes don't bite lawyers out of professional courtesy. :eek: & the lawyer crossed the road so he wouldn't be run over by his clients. :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[Kerry & Kathy]

Just remember Dave...you started this thread....


Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road...and a dead lawyer in the road?


A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.... :D


Kerry and Kathy

[STL-Scott]

Snakes don't bite lawyers out of professional courtesy. :eek: & the lawyer crossed the road so he wouldn't be run over by his clients. :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

You were correct on the first, I have a different answer for the 2nd...
Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A: To sue the chicken on the other side!

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can’t, that a lawyer should?
A:
Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a cement truck traveling at 60 mph?
A:
Q: Why are lawyers' graves forty feet deep instead of the traditional six feet deep?
A:
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A:

[Matthew 10:16]

Just remember Dave...you started this thread....Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road...and a dead lawyer in the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the snake....* :DKerry and KathyAnd the lawyer's guts are squished all over the road cause everybody swerved 2 make sure they hit em & killed em! :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[Matthew 10:16]

You were correct on the first, I have a different answer for the 2nd...Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?A: To sue the chicken on the other side!Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can’t, that a lawyer should? A:Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a cement truck traveling at 60 mph? A:Q: Why are lawyers' graves forty feet deep instead of the traditional six feet deep?A:Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A:A duck can't stick his bill up his ___, a goose can & a lawyer should. NUCK-NUCK-NUCK. :D Because deep down they are nice guys. When he's hanging from a tree & his neck is broke. :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[Purple Venom]

Just remember guys, he is the only lawyer on the forum and I'm sure at some point SOMEONE may need his advise on going a little faster than the posted limit :D

[Matthew 10:16]

Just remember guys, he is the only lawyer on the forum and I'm sure at some point SOMEONE may need his advise on going a little faster than the posted limit :DMy advice is find a good lawyer! Know any? BTW the only good lawyer is a dead lawyer. :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[STL-Scott]

Just remember guys, he is the only lawyer on the forum and I'm sure at some point SOMEONE may need his advise on going a little faster than the posted limit :D

Timbo - that's why I have him on speed dial on my blackberry! :rolleyes: