Purple Venom Strikes Again

[Matthew 10:16]

Hey GCC Guys: PURPLE NEWS FLASH. Get this. I go down 2 the beach today. I got on a T-shirt w/a Cobra on the front of it. A gaggle of smokn hot bikini clad babealicious babes come up 2 me & ask do U know Tim Mauldin? & I says "Well like yeah, 4 Sure." & they start giggln. & then they ask "Well like how well?" & I say well fairly well, so? & then they start 2 get excited. So I realizes, this is an opportunity 4 me 2 cash in on Tim's fame. So I says "well he's like 1 of my best friends." So they like started shriekn out loud "Oh my God! Oh my God!" & started jumpn up & down & kept askn 4 sure/4 real. & I says "OH YEAH" like 4 sure. & then sensing they don't believe me, I immediately began 2 describe Tim & his ultra cool ride right down 2 the sunglasses & the entire aura that is Tim. When they realized I wasn't pulln there string bikinis, they almost peeeed their bikini bottoms. So I says well if ya like wanna get 2 know him better I could possibly arrange that. Well that's when things started ALMOST gettn outa hand. They started doin the Girls Gone Wild thing :eek: w/liftin their bikini tops 4 me & looked liked they wanted 2 start gettn 2 close 2 me. So I says, now wait a minute, I'm married & I can't like do the stuff Tim does. :D So they says well OK can we @ least have UR autograph cause UR like 1 of his best friends. & I says well I'll tell U what, I'll see if I can get Tim's autograph 4 ya. Well that did it. They started that Girls Gone Wild stuff again & I said I'm outa here b4 I gets myself in trouble. PURPLE REIGNS 4EVER. Sorry Prince or whatever UR name is.

[Kerry & Kathy]

Dave....Do I have to remind you...?

Without Pics...It never happened...!!


K&K

[Matthew 10:16]

Dave....Do I have to remind you...?Without Pics...It never happened...!!K&KStay Tuned. :D

[STL-Scott]

I'm beginning to think the purple neon burned out your retina's the other night??? Or you've been in the Florida sun too long w/o sunblock???

NPDH (No Pictures Didn't Happen)

[Purple Venom]

Thought I had reminded Brandy and friends to be quiet before Florida. But, just to be sure, you should send me a picture so I can identify her.:D I thought you were going to speak of a sighting at a St. Peters show on Saturday. Pictures WILL follow, as soon as I find where my wife put them.

[Matthew 10:16]

I'm beginning to think the purple neon burned out your retina's the other night???* Or you've been in the Florida sun too long w/o sunblock???NPDH (No Pictures Didn't Happen)Scotty Dude: I may be suffern from heat stroke. I think I may have seen a mirage. I'm gonna have 2 check my pics. I'll let ya know later. On the serious side of things my son was reading his bible this morning on our balcony over looking the ocean & was asking me 2 help him interpret some scriptures he has been reading. WOW, do I love that guy. I'm very proud of him. I'm hoping Terri & Jordan will both come with me next Sunday to Eureka. Dave

[Matthew 10:16]

Thought I had reminded Brandy and friends to be quiet before Florida.* But, just to be sure, you should send me a picture so I can identify her.:D* I thought* you were going to speak of a sighting at a St. Peters show on Saturday.* Pictures WILL follow, as soon as I find where my wife put them.Now I'm REALLY jealous! :eek: 5 Cobras lined up together in St. Peters & my beast is not in there. OUCH. :( I recognized some of us. Who R the others? Any possible converts/new members? I see @ least 3 engineers in the group. Don't tell me there is already a clique forming in our little club. Say it isn't so. :eek: Just kidn. Dave

[Purple Venom]

That Pic was taken in '07 at the KSHE car show. You recognize mine, Mike, and Tom's car. The other two are Keith Mueller (Blue/White - heads up the Gateway FFROG group) and Perry something of another in the Red/White on the far left. Haven't seen Perry in a while. Tom posted a note about this club on the other forum.

[Purple Venom]

So, I found what Dave was doing in Fla. I received this spy photo from an anonymous friend. :D http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/lol.gif
Don't scroll down if you are at work, Don't worry Mark/Chuck - no nudity or anything really bad
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http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/Joke%20Pics/DavesTriptoFLA.jpg

[Matthew 10:16]

There's only 1 problem. That can't be me. Sure looks like me, butt :rolleyes: I think U hired somebody that looks like me 2 pose with that babe. BTW orange is 1 of my favorite colors. If that was me I wouldn't be holdn her hand, my hand would've been in a different place. :eek: Gottcha

[Purple Venom]

And this is the reason why you wanted to know how to post vids:D

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x172/sardineparigote/th_111_1169-1.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x172/sardineparigote/?action=view&current=111_1169-1.flv)

[Purple Venom]

Wow, where oh where has that camera been :rolleyes: Wait! Don't answer that!:D

[Matthew 10:16]

Wow, where oh where has that camera been :rolleyes: Wait!* Don't answer that!:DJust gettn started. :eek:

[STL-Scott]

Thanks for the post card Dave, um, I mean Bubbles...

Got home from my trip to Detroit, and my wife says there is a really strange post card, and who is this Tim character???

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn218/STL-Scott/FFR%20Build%20School%20May%2016-18/Timsgirls.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn218/STL-Scott/FFR%20Build%20School%20May%2016-18/note.jpg

[Purple Venom]

My autograph is worth something ya know :D I feel left out, no postcard? Wow, see where I rank on the list.

[Matthew 10:16]

My autograph is worth something ya know :D* I feel left out, no postcard?* Wow, see where I rank on the list.U'll have 2 talk to the girls about payment 4 UR autograph. :D I'm stayn out of that 1. :eek:

[Kerry & Kathy]

Gee..Seems like Brandi somehow found our address too...

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t51/owenslee/Misc/Timsgirls.jpg

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t51/owenslee/Misc/Brandi.jpg


K&K

[Matthew 10:16]

Hey Tim which 1 is Brandi? :D

[Purple Venom]

That would be Brandi on the Left, left middle, right middle and Right. Funny, I never really thought about that....:rolleyes:

[Purple Venom]

Dave, this is for you - http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/1213_mooning.gif
:D http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/lol.gif

I 'CRACK' myself up

[Matthew 10:16]

Dave, this is for you - http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/1213_mooning.gif:D http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/Hawgwild06/lol.gifI 'CRACK' myself upU "CRACK" me up 2. :rolleyes: We dub thee "Hollywood!" Hollywood rocks GCC.