Cobra Golf

[Matthew 10:16]

:eek: Chuck & I (DAV) are golfers (I'm more of a hacker). Who else likes to golf? I'm a member @ Stonebridge in Maryville, IL.

[STL Mark]

I don't play - but don't let me stop you. This club and the car will be taking all of my "me" time.

[6stringcobra]

Just ordered my new titanium driver today :D and plan to work it out at the range this weekend.

Mark, if I outfit my cart with knockoff wheels and an oil cooler, will you drive?

[Matthew 10:16]

:D:eek::D Hey Chuck maybe you should use some of Mark's used oil to lube up that new Titanium Diver before you use it this weekend! Dave

[Mike DeGuire]

Unless it's putt putt and there is a lot of beer involved I'm not really good. ; )

[Matthew 10:16]

Does your score go down in relation to how many beers you've had Mike? :D:D:D Dave/Matthew 10:16

[Mike DeGuire]

No, but the more beers I have the more it really doesn't matter.

[STL-Scott]

I play when I can - joined the Men's league in Ballwin this year. Funny thing is we already had our first tournament on 4/12 when it was 38 degrees and sleeting. Not the most fun weather but the golf was fun.

Sign me up! Scotty:cool:

[Matthew 10:16]

I play when I can - joined the Men's league in Ballwin this year.* Funny thing is we already had our first tournament on 4/12 when it was 38 degrees and sleeting.* Not the most fun weather but the golf was fun.* Sign me up!* Scotty:cool:
Scotty: UR Da Man! That makes 3 of us 4 gooof. Me, U and Chuckie (Co-Prez). I played 1 time in the sleet when it was near 32* & ice was forming on the metal driver & shaft & when U teed it up & hit it ice would shatter & fly. That was a fun day. The guy I was playing with wimped out & quit after 9 holes. I was ready 2 play on. :eek: Dave/Matthew 10:16

[6stringcobra]

Let's try to set a date at the next meeting. I'll buy the foursome. :D

[STL-Scott]

Okay - revitalizing and old thread...

We have Oddball, Ogie, Bullit, need the fourth and we go play before it is too stinkin hot and humid to enjoy it!

[6stringcobra]

Tell me when.

Maybe we can get Randy to get us on at St. Albans :D:D

[Purple Venom]

No, but the more beers I have the more it really doesn't matter.

Now that's what I was thinkin! Ain't it great Mike, you and I always thinking alike ;)

[Kerry & Kathy]

The only way I'll play golf...is with a gun to my head... :rolleyes:

Or...I stand below the T with a 12 Ga Trap shotgun...

Any golf ball you can drive past me...unscathed...you get to play.

Now that would be fun....

K&K

[6stringcobra]

The only way I'll play golf...is with a gun to my head... :rolleyes:

Or...I stand below the T with a 12 Ga Trap shotgun...

Any golf ball you can drive past me...unscathed...you get to play.

Now that would be fun....

K&K

What about those that we don't get off the ground? Do you switch to grenades and/or land mines?:eek:

[Matthew 10:16]

Foooooooooooooor! Randy, Ogie, Bullit & OddBall @ St. Alban's. Call us Randy. After we play we may have to come up with a nickname 4 Randy. :D Something tells me Randy's Terri is going to like the shoe runs. :D Loved her outfit @ the last club meeting. She is a very smart
dresser & has great taste.

[STL-Scott]

The only way I'll play golf...is with a gun to my head... :rolleyes:

Or...I stand below the T with a 12 Ga Trap shotgun...

Any golf ball you can drive past me...unscathed...you get to play.

Now that would be fun....

K&K

Kerry's version of golf sounds like the character Bill Murray played - Carl the groundskeeper in Caddyshack!

[rednour1]

Reminds me of a great old joke. (modified)

John Daily pulls up to a gas station in rural missouri, in a sparkling new cobra. He gets out of the car, as the gas station attendant approaches, a golf T falls out of the car.

The gas station attendant asks John: "What is that"

John replies: "Its to put your ball on when your driving"

Gas Station attendant: " Boy you rich people have everything!!!"

(I'd rather take a beating than play a round of golf, which is good, more cobra funds)

[Mike DeGuire]

Let me know when you guys are up for a round of drunken putt putt.

[Matthew 10:16]

Didn't Bill Murray invent that game? Maybe we should nickname Mikey Gopherboy. Hey Mikey go4 this go4 that. :D

[Mike DeGuire]

You have a way of making Jibber Jabber sound good......not.

[Matthew 10:16]

Sounds like if we come up with enough worse alternatives 2 Jibber Jabber we might get him to accept it. :D

[Matthew 10:16]

Randy Hauser & his lovely bride Terri (love her name) were in attendance today @ McNair Park. Terri plays golf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just knew there was sumtn about that girl I liked. :D:cool::D:cool:

[6stringcobra]

I'm ready to go when you are. Set a date and time! The old handicap is finally coming down.

[Matthew 10:16]

Mines going up, soooooooooo how many strokes R U gonna give me? :D:D:D:D

[Matthew 10:16]

Chuck, Bullit, Randy & TerriH w/x will be turnin frosty soon time is running out for cobra golf!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(

[Matthew 10:16]

Hey Alex, do you & Keith play golf??????????? :D I can't seem to get a foursome together for some golf. Chuck/Ogie plays. RandyH & his wife TerriH play. Scotty/Bullit plays. Sure would like to get something going before it turns frosty.

[STL-Scott]

I'm playing in the ASA (sub-contractors) golf tournament Monday. Let's pick a Saturday and do it!

[Matthew 10:16]

Next Sat. @ Stonebridge in Maryville, IL. where I'm a member? I'll get a tee time for us. Others??????????????

[NAJA65]

Hey Alex, do you & Keith play golf??????????? :D I can't seem to get a foursome together for some golf. Chuck/Ogie plays. RandyH & his wife TerriH play. Scotty/Bullit plays. Sure would like to get something going before it turns frosty.

Not I, though I do not know about Alex.