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    The Rules:

    1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

    2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

    3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

    4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

    5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

    6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

    7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

    8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

    9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

    10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

    11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my..

    12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

    13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

    14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

    15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

    16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

    17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

    18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

    19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

    20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

    21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

    22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

    23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…

    24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

    25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?

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    Thanks for clarifying that Rich, I was confused before this. Now I KNOW!
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    Missed a BEAUTIFUL DAY Today no fun running solo , damn weatherman predicted wrong AGAIN!!!!

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    1..... I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

    2 ,,,,,2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

    3 .....The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

    4.....You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…

    5.....This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

    6.....Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors wearing old clothes, and without makeup or hair cuts!

    7.....Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

    8.....After 7 days at home, the dog is
    looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

    9.....Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

    10.....I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

    11....Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
    ........Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

    12....Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.

    13....I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

    14....When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?

    15.... Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

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    Those are good Rich! And sadly very true!!

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    Somebody needs to share their HomeSchool homework with Rich. He has wayyyy tooooo mmuucch time on his hands

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    Good stuff.

    I passed a guy on the way to work today riding a motorcycle on the back country roads. He was wearing an N95 mask...... Really you ride a motorcycle but you're afraid of the COVID on a country road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony_G View Post
    Good stuff.

    I passed a guy on the way to work today riding a motorcycle on the back country roads. He was wearing an N95 mask...... Really you ride a motorcycle but you're afraid of the COVID on a country road.
    Wayyyy too many people with no common sense. Then again maybe his nose was cold?????

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