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    Default A Republican a Libertarian and a Democrat

    A Republican, who is in a wheelchair, enters a diner. He notices a man dressed strangely at the end of the counter. He asked the waitress who the man was and the waitress replied it was Jesus . The man instructs the waitress to give Jesus a cup of coffee and that he would pay for it .

    A while later a libertarian with a severe hunchback walks in and sits down and notices the strangely dressed man. He also asked the waitress who that was and was informed that it was indeed Jesus. He instructs the waitress to give the man a cup of tea and he would pay for.

    A Democrat with a severe limp walks in and also noticed the strange looking man. He also asked the waitress who he was and was informed that it was Jesus. He instructs the waitress to give the man a glass of wine and he would pay for it.

    After Jesus finished his beverages, he got up and walked up to the Republican and thanked him for the cup of coffee. He then touched the man, and he was healed immediately and could walk without the wheelchair.

    Jesus then went up to the libertarian also thanked him for the cup of tea. He touched him and his hunchback disappeared.

    Next, Jesus walked up to the Democrat, thanked him for the glass of wine, and the man jumped back and cried out, "Don't touch me I'm receiving disability!"

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